The Great British Seaside, towns were you have the urge to buy large garish plastic objects to mess around on the pebbley beach with, where gaudy advertising signs demand you eat things not in the least bit healthy. Large neon signs proclaiming the latest must see show on the pier... oh I do like to be beside the seaside, I do like to be beside the sea! I do like to stroll upon the Prom, Prom,Prom! Where the brass bands play: "Tiddely-om-pom-pom!" So just let me be beside the seaside Ill be beside myself with glee..